I don’t consider myself a health food nut (that’s my Daddy) – I just eat what I find yummy - but today, as I opened my lunch box and pulled my light blueberry yogurt out from under my rice cakes, I had to wonder if anyone else would agree with me. Oh well.
Yogurt, it’s a fun, nice little treat. One of those things I only buy on sale. This particular one was my favorite brand, Yoplait. I remember Daddy often buying Yoplait when I was a little girl. Back then, my favorite was the custard style, banana. Now, my favorite is the pineapple coconut with the pieces of fruit and crunchy little coconut shavings in it.
I was always fascinated by the shape of those Yoplait containers. I remember once carefully washing out my empty Yoplait cup, being careful to get all the yogurt out and not break the plastic. I took that little Yoplait cup into the back yard, to the sandbox Daddy had made for us. I thought it was going to make a really neat sandcastle, cuz the top would be bigger than the bottom.
It didn’t work. Cuz the top was bigger than the bottom. I packed my sand into the container, mixed with just enough water to get a good, strong castle, and I flipped that Yoplait container over exactly where I wanted that piece of my castle, and I pulled up the container, and …. nothing. The sand was all still inside the container. Cuz the top was bigger than the bottom (when the Yoplait container was upside-down in sandcastle mode).
I tried to help ease the sand out, as if it could squish through the smaller opening and come out in the proper shape – like Daddy Bunny in a suitcase. The sand came crumbling out of the Yoplait cup into a big pile of, sand, just a big pile of sand.
No neat little Yoplait shaped sandcastle for me. Boo. :(
3 comments:
giggle, giggle :)
Animal rescue people are trying to get Yoplait to change their design....apparently that small opening is just big enough for a skunk schnozz to get stuck in. There's been enough dead skunks with Yoplait containers stuck on their faces to cause an alarm.
I had no idea skunks liked yogurt!
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