The waves crashed into the side of the boat with tremendous force. A storm was brewing for sure, and it was only a matter of time before the pirate ships headed on a collision course would meet. The larger ship had recently been captured and still held its precious cargo. Unfortunately for the pirate captain, the ship hadn’t been transporting gold or even something useful like cannons. No, this ship belonged to a zoo and was transporting a large menagerie across the wide ocean.
The smaller ship had no cargo, only a lone, fierce and brave pirate and her monkey. The monkey had a small treasure chest of its own, but the pirate had nothing other than her wits and trusty combination-rapier-and-telescope to guide her through the menacing ocean. She buckled down and prepared for battle as her tiny boat neared the massive zoo ship.
The pirate captain couldn’t maneuver the massive zoo ship, and the spunky little pirate drew close enough to attack. A raging battle commenced, and as the pirate captain’s sword was chopped to pieces, she began off-loading her cargo, flinging tigers and raccoons and chipmunks at the little pirate. The little pirate began filling her boat with the valuable animals-turned-ammunition, but she didn’t let up. She continued her attack and seized the large ship pirate’s captain hat. “Ha ha! Now I am the captain,” she cackled, launching animals back at the zoo.
The battle raged on and on until both pirates’ combination-rapier-and-telescopes were broken into tiny unusable pieces, the ocean was littered with swimming, floating and sinking animals, the pirates were too exhausted to keep fighting, and and the pirates had to summon their daddy to put the smoke detector back on the ceiling.
Ok, ok, so the ocean waves were only Mommy’s green carpeting, the small boat a Dell computer box and all the zoo animals stuffed, but for me and Munchkinhead, it was a real pirate adventure. And one of our favorite games to play at Christmas time when
wrapping paper tubes combination-rapier-and-telescopes are common.