It's Not Easy Being the Computer Guru

Funny thing is, I'm really not one.  But around here, whew, I don't know what they're going to do when I leave!

Things I've been asked, just in the past week:

• What do I do to change the name of a file?
• Why does the printer say no paper when there's paper? (the tray wasn't in properly)
• How do I put numbers in this table? (in a word document)
• How do I delete a column in this table?
• How do I copy files to my flash drive?
• I dragged my files from this window to my desktop; why aren't they in this window anymore?

At least no one's asked me how to turn on the computer.  That was me, asking them.  There's all these different boxes and stuff to protect against power surges and outages.  I couldn't tell if it mattered in what order they were turned on or not.